So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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