gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
