All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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