i permit you to call me
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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