It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
