Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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