by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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