Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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