I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he thought i was a dude.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Randomize
