Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Holy shit dude........stairs
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
