Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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