I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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