sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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