if you like me you must not know who I am
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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