i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Need sex. Gaining weight.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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