It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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