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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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