Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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