try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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