wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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