So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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