Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
