He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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