i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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