Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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