I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She's the barista slut.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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