So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You almost got us killed.
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