I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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