Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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