Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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