dude i'm inner monologue high
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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