someone owes me an orgasm
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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