but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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