Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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