I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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