i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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