i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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