His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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