Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
time to smoke my breakfast
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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