Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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