Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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