Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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