I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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