seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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