Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Its about making memories worth repressing
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
