So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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