your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Shame - the story of my life.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
