She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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