I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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