I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
